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Starflash entered for the first time 17:37 UTC

Starflash: ((your last entry and the first one ;P)) 17:54 UTC

Starflash: The harsh winter wind pierced through fur. I remember that from birth, and I do not know why. That day in the winter, my sister and I were born. Not even a season old then, and we shivered. Today marks the start of winter, and the penetrating winds have returned. I do not feel it. And that's how this story begins. Down at the Mess next to my sister. Our father arrives late as peep at him through the corners of our eyes. 17:55 UTC

Starflash: ((Komet "Mornin'." 17:55 UTC

Starflash: ((what the who)) 17:55 UTC

Son of Doom entered for the first time  18:22 UTC

Son of Doom: Greetings. 18:22 UTC

Son of Doom: The old badger sat down at his chair, grumbling under his breath about something or other. 18:23 UTC

Komet (Ox/Thomas) joined the chat 7 seconds ago 18:23 UTC

Komet (Ox/Thomas): ((oml)) 18:24 UTC

Komet (Ox/Thomas): ((Am i late?)) 18:24 UTC

Son of Doom: Yeah Ox? 18:24 UTC

Komet (Ox/Thomas): ((Oh hi)) 18:24 UTC

Komet (Ox/Thomas): ((WE'RE ALL HERE)) 18:25 UTC

Son of Doom: Is the "y" word a bad word? 18:25 UTC

Komet (Ox/Thomas): (("y" word? let me check the filter...)) 18:25 UTC

Son of Doom: Take the r out of your 18:25 UTC

Son of Doom: ☭ 18:26 UTC

Son of Doom: Straight outta Moscow 18:26 UTC

Komet (Ox/Thomas): ((Off topics go into double parentheses. OCD kickin' in)) 18:27 UTC

Son of Doom: ((Oh. Straight outta Moscow; commie lyfe)) 18:27 UTC

Komet (Ox/Thomas): ((Commie VS Commie ; China VS Russia)) 18:28 UTC

Son of Doom: ((More like Snow vs Russia; Comrade Sam wants Y** for the Red Army!)) 18:29 UTC

Son of Doom: Y O U 18:29 UTC

Son of Doom: Phew 18:29 UTC

Komet (Ox/Thomas): ((It should be fixed now.)) 18:29 UTC

Son of Doom: ((Oops)) 18:29 UTC

Komet (Ox/Thomas): ((You)) 18:29 UTC

Son of Doom: ((Ayy Yooooooooouuu)) 18:30 UTC

Komet (Ox/Thomas): ((It's because I put in a phrase, and spaced it out with "you". Lol there was no need to.)) 18:30 UTC

Son of Doom: ((Son of a dukk)) 18:30 UTC

Komet (Ox/Thomas): ((Snow, can I ask why you are "Son of Doom" if you're Sunstripe?)) 18:31 UTC

Son of Doom: ((That's what I say)) 18:31 UTC

Komet (Ox/Thomas): (( Orly? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Le Lenny says otherwise)) 18:32 UTC

Son of Doom: (('Cos I took advantage of the moment; Red Lyfe)) 18:32 UTC

Son of Doom: ((Cold Shoulder 2: (Spam) Attack of the Commies; ☭☭☭☭☭☭ ☭☭☭☭☭☭ ☭☭☭☭☭☭)) 18:33 UTC

Komet (Ox/Thomas): Mornin'. 18:33 UTC

Son of Doom: It's afternoon. 18:34 UTC

Komet (Ox/Thomas) changed name to Komet 18:34 UTC

Son of Doom: ((Oops)) 18:34 UTC

Komet: ((oml gg no re)) 18:34 UTC

Komet: ((im slowly clapping behind my computer)) 18:34 UTC

Komet: ((oml my deviantart is depressing with only 5 visits a day)) 18:35 UTC

Son of Doom changed name to χιόνι 18:35 UTC

χιόνι: I'm here. 18:36 UTC

χιόνι: ((oops)) 18:36 UTC

Komet: ((Mein gott! Your'e not XI o-with-accent V I! You're Sunstripe!)) 18:36 UTC

χιόνι: ((What happened to the Sue?)) 18:36 UTC

χιόνι: ((It 18:37 UTC

χιόνι: s Cheyoni)) 18:37 UTC

Komet: ((... i go onto Twitter to only see "Mc Chicken trending)) 18:37 UTC

χιόνι: ((I screwed that up)) 18:37 UTC

Komet: ((Some guy attempted to make love with a chicken sandwhich apparently >​_>​)) 18:37 UTC

χιόνι: ((Mein Fuhrer)) 18:38 UTC

χιόνι: ((I can walk)) 18:38 UTC

Komet: ((JFC)) 18:38 UTC

Komet: ((IM KILLING MYSELF GOODBYE)) 18:39 UTC

χιόνι: ((Nooooooo hes not ready)) 18:39 UTC

Komet: ((LEGIT THERE IS A VIDEO OF THE GUY DOING THE "MCCHICKEN INCIDENT)) 18:39 UTC

Komet: ((THANKS TWITTER FOR NOT MARKING THAT AS MATURE)) 18:39 UTC

Komet: ((>​->​ i have my settings set to "no mature" for a reason)) 18:39 UTC

χιόνι: ((I thought you could handle the McLove)) 18:40 UTC

Komet: ((NO STOP PLEASE)) 18:40 UTC

χιόνι: ((Apparently not; I didn't order mayonnaise on this)) 18:40 UTC

Komet: ((whyyyyyyyy :c)) 18:41 UTC

χιόνι: ((Brings a whole new meaning to "I'm lovin' it")) 18:42 UTC

χιόνι: (('Kay I'm sorry it had to be done)) 18:42 UTC

Komet: ((no, it didn't >​->​) 18:42 UTC

χιόνι: ((Looks like someone needs a hug)) 18:42 UTC

χιόνι: ((Somebody get that kid a sandwhich)) 18:42 UTC

χιόνι: ((*hugs* <-<) 18:43 UTC

Komet: ((shush)) 18:43 UTC

χιόνι: ((Kay)) 18:43 UTC

χιόνι: ((Back to the rp)) 18:43 UTC

χιόνι: ((Great job man you scared him away)) 18:44 UTC

χιόνι: ((Nooooooo plzzzzzz come backkkkk))) 18:45 UTC

Komet: ((...)) 18:45 UTC

χιόνι: ((Wut)) 18:45 UTC

Komet: ((im never eating at mcdonalds again)) 18:45 UTC

χιόνι: ((Badubababaaaah I'm lovin' it)) 18:46 UTC

Komet: ((You're all about it.)) 18:47 UTC

χιόνι: ((Heather's gone now; we scared her away)) 18:47 UTC

Komet: ((She's been gone.)) 18:47 UTC

χιόνι: ((Should I stay or should I go)) 18:47 UTC

χιόνι: ((This is cool)) 18:48 UTC

Komet: ((eh)) *Komet throws a pebble he collected under the table at his father's footpaw* 18:48 UTC

χιόνι: ((That could have been a sentence)) ((Sunstripe wonders where his son got the pebble)) ((He also remembers what an asterisk is)) Sunstripe just shrugs it off. 18:49 UTC

Komet: ((Woah we got different RP mechanics going on at one lol.)) He tosses another one. 18:51 UTC

χιόνι: ((Sunstripe feels like wringing his son's neck)) ((Sunstripe is just kidding)) Sunstripe's eyebrow raises, watching his son throw pebbles. 18:53 UTC

χιόνι: ((Hold enter for full strobelight effect)) 18:53 UTC

Komet: He stops with a feeling of eyes burning into him. When it's clear, he slips another one into his palm and throws it under the table at a hare walking by 18:55 UTC

χιόνι: The badger chuckles, his midriff heaving. 18:57 UTC

χιόνι: ((McLove I'm sorry)) 18:57 UTC

Komet: ((I made a photoshop for the McChicken Incident and now my deviantart is blowing up)) 18:59 UTC

χιόνι changed name to ⁋𝑰𝑳𝑪𝑹𝑶𝑾 19:01 UTC

Komet: Komet whistles and twitches his nose to his sister to indicate something, but she gives him a solemn look, denying him 19:01 UTC

⁋𝑰𝑳𝑪𝑹𝑶𝑾: ((Chrome doesn't exist yet, so he can't share the McChicken Incident to the world)) 19:01 UTC

Komet: ((oml i just got 2 llama badges for my photoshop)) 19:02 UTC

Komet: ((one was from a senior member *squeals)) 19:02 UTC

Komet: He stares at his father with no intent but to just stare. 19:05 UTC

⁋𝑰𝑳𝑪𝑹𝑶𝑾 changed name to ⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖 19:05 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Do you like my new name?)) 19:06 UTC

Komet: ((oml please just be Sunstripe qq)) 19:07 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Nah)) He stares back, grinning slightly. 19:08 UTC

Komet: His mouth curls into a grin also, as if it was contagious. 19:09 UTC

Starflash: ((I'm back what the Thor have you guys been doing XD)) 19:10 UTC

Komet: ((don't go back and see)) 19:11 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((McLove)) 19:12 UTC

Starflash: ((waitwaitwait you guys are throwing pebbles at each other?!?! XD that's so mature guys ;P )) 19:12 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((It must be done)) 19:12 UTC

Komet: ((no, I am)) 19:12 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((I'm being an adult)) 19:12 UTC

Komet: ((come on Starflash, throw a pebble at father's footpaw, also!)) 19:13 UTC

Starflash: (kicks a pebble at Komet's leg) 19:13 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Komet's your father? The plot thickens)) 19:13 UTC

Komet: ((oml plz no)) 19:14 UTC

Starflash: ((lol he was the nearest person XP)) 19:14 UTC

Komet: ((i was only 0 seasons old when the incident happened?)) 19:14 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Handsome redneck dies at 19, grandchildren present at funeral)) 19:14 UTC

Starflash: I finally start to get into it and throw a pebble at Sunstripe 19:15 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((His sister is his daughter, grandpappy don't know how that works)) 19:15 UTC

Starflash: ((what the Thor >​_<) 19:16 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((If you try to ask me, I'll know you're one o' them jerks...)) 19:16 UTC

Komet: Another pebble is slung, but this misses Sunstripe and hits a hare on the leg 19:16 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Who smashes my lunchbox on the wall, eats my sandwhich, that's not all)) 19:17 UTC

Komet: ((He's gotten very immature since I've brought up the McChicken Incident)) 19:17 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Immature?! *permabans on BRoS*)) 19:18 UTC

Komet: ((eh it will wear off, im sure.)) 19:18 UTC

Komet: ((besides, i don't think we are really mature anyways)) 19:18 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((but the ban never will)) 19:19 UTC

Komet: (( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )) 19:19 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Curse you lenny)) 19:19 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Heather, my maidservant, go make a page on the BRoS and put all this junk on it; we need to preserve the moment)) 19:20 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((I'd ask Ox, but he's banned)) 19:20 UTC

Komet: ((But this will preserve the moment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )) 19:20 UTC

Starflash: ((excuse me. *puts axe edge to Snow's throat* I am not your maidservant. But... I will consider doing it if you say the magic word. *waits* )) 19:21 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Fine. Plz plz plz plz plz Plz plz plz plz plz Plz plz plz plz plz Plz plz plz plz plz *windows 7 has crashed)) 19:22 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Please)) 19:23 UTC

Komet: ((Blue screen. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ )) 19:23 UTC

Starflash: ((*takes axe away* Alright. You're welcome  )) 19:23 UTC

Starflash: ((wha should i call it...)) 19:23 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqztd7uM... 19:24 UTC

Komet: ((used to have a Windows XP computer. god was it amazing until it randomly died)) 19:24 UTC

Starflash: ((what should i title the page??)) 19:25 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Children of the Mace - Archive)) 19:25 UTC

Starflash: ((or Immature Badgers of Salamandastron jk)) 

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((McLovin' It - Archive)) 19:27 UTC

Komet: ((stop before i forcefully make you eat that sandwich he used for his disgusting act)) 19:27 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Sandwhich-stuffing.exe​ has crashed)) 19:28 UTC

Starflash: ((dang well i'm gonna have to get off soon DX)) 19:28 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqztd7uM... 19:28 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((To what?)) Aug 28

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Is that a smile or frown)) 19:28 UTC

Komet: ((nobody is safe anymore from INDENT-SIGN I L C R O-WITH-TWO-DOTS W)) 19:29 UTC

Komet: "Hi Starflash, I was thinkin' of pesterin' the ol' windbag to go outside!" 19:30 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Not even Eru Herself can save you. Well, maybe She can, I don't know. Never tried to anger Her myself.)) Aug 28

Starflash: ((at first i thought it said Fru Fru rofl XP)) 19:31 UTC

Starflash: "Sure!" 19:32 UTC

Komet: He turns to his father "Father, can we go outside? Maybe out of this mountain~? Please~?! 19:32 UTC

Starflash: "Please???" 19:32 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Sunstripe is still all Gary Stu-ish about his children's late mother, so he declines; jk)) "Can't you keep yourselves entertained on the cobbler lawns?" 19:34 UTC

Komet: "No..." 19:35 UTC

Starflash: "No.... it's boring. I want to go outside...." 19:35 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: The Badger Lord sighed. "Fine. Ardoc, go with them." he said, calling to a haremaid in a red cloak. 19:36 UTC

Komet: "Ugh... Why does see has to go?" 19:36 UTC

Komet: ((*she)) 19:37 UTC

Starflash: "Yes!!!" she added in a whisper to her brother, "I'm sure we can lose Ardoc..." 19:37 UTC

Komet: ((OMG FAZE RAIN MADE A MCCHICKEN PARODY)) 19:37 UTC

Starflash: she looks at Sunstripe to make sure he didn't hear 19:38 UTC

Komet: ((WHY DID HE ADD LENNY TO IT)) 19:38 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Sunstripe finds a striking similarity in this scene and a scene from The Lion King, but shrugs it off)) "Because you need a guide and a guard. You're nobility. High-quality targets to assasination." 19:38 UTC

Komet: "I thought otherbeasts didn't know I existed for all this time." 19:38 UTC

Komet: "Whoops, I was wrong!" 19:38 UTC

Starflash: she rolled her eyes. "I know how to defend myself. I have my fists and I'm very good at boxing, you know." Aug 28

Komet: ((He's offline)) 19:39 UTC

Komet: ((Welp I better get hoppin' also and get ready for the party. qq)) 19:40 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: "They don't. But now that you're going outside, they do." 19:40 UTC

Starflash: ((what party?)) "We won't let anyone see us, and anyway, who would be out there?" 19:40 UTC

Komet: ((oh he's back. my grandpa's birthday)). 19:41 UTC

Starflash: She started toward the exit. "Come on." 19:41 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Rainbow party; if you catch me drift ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )) 19:41 UTC

Komet: "I'm sure we'll be fine, I guaratee." ((don't scream LGBT in my face)) 19:42 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((That wasn't called for. Somebody kill it with fire.)) 19:42 UTC

Starflash: ((cool. Have fun ;D I have to go too.  )) 19:42 UTC

Komet: ((welp gtg)) 19:42 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((DELETE IT BEFORE YOU GOOOOOOOOO!!!)) 19:42 UTC

Starflash: ((cya o/ )) 19:42 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOOOO))) 19:43 UTC

Starflash: ((somebody update the archive page cause if i stay on any longer mom is gonna get upset)) 19:43 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((IT"S STILL THEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRREEE​EEEEEE)) 19:43 UTC

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((I don't know how)) 19:43 UTC

Starflash: (( whateves i'll do it really quick)) 

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((NOOOOOO OOOXX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO))19:44

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((FRIGGIN' RACDROPSSSSS (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ))19:46

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Heather, you're not a princess, you're a Marquess))19:47

⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: (( (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ))

: Roleplay has been declared dead. Anyone who disagrees will be towed. 

 

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Komet: We're just busy 21:50 UTC

Komet: ((It's not dead you fool)) 21:50 UTC

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