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Ox Rookbane
Snowstripe the Fierce
TheTragedyofE
• 7/21/2016

Excuses

I thought I would start a game on here called Excuses, and in case you do not know how to play, I will tell you. ;) So, one person starts by saying someone has to do something, then the next person makes up an excuse why they can't do it, and also says something the next person has to do. Like this:

Person 1: You have to clean out the chicken house.

Person 2: I can't, I'm allergic to chickens. You have to ride my brother's bike off a cliff.

Person 3: No way, I'm scared of heights. You have to make dinner for me.

And so on and so on, like that. It can be a good excuse, or a lame one, and they can be as ridiculous as you want. ;D I'll start.

You have to help me tear out my deck and build a new one.

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Ox Rookbane
Snowstripe the Fierce
TheTragedyofE
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• 7/25/2016

No can do. My country is starting a rebellion against my monarchy, and we can't have peasants overthrow the monarchy, can we? Bears will have to wait. 

In the mean time, would you care taking my place in a public execution tonight? I'm kinda...busy.

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• 7/25/2016

can't, im currently being kidnapped by my uber driver. in the meantime, will you go to jail for me? i forgot to hide a body. Whaaa? Whatdoyamean? My roommate thought I could live off dog treats!

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• 7/25/2016

Maybe next week. My friends and I are attempting to resurrect Tsar Nicholas II. Would you be so kind as to collect a half-pound of nigerium oxiphate for us? 

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• 7/25/2016

Oxipwhat? Whassat? A manual with pictures would be helpful. You have to help me host a house-party, but here's the catch: we're infiltrating the White House. Think you can make it past the guards and secret service?

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• 7/25/2016

I think I could, but not now. I'm installing a puppet government in the Confederacy of the Free Peoples of Nigeria. You can't blame me; they've defaulted too many times to count. If you can't get the oxiphate, then go and grab some avian liver. That'll be a good host for the gray plague. 

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• 7/26/2016

I'd love to, but honestly I'm on a time crunch. You see, there are zombie foxes outside my doorstep and I have to defeat them in order to protect the royal baby of england. Yeah...I hope you can understand why I can't come.

If you have time, could you help me make a cure for cancer. I owed a guy a year ago and he's threatning to kidnapp and torture my family. Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks.

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• 7/26/2016
I am seriously asking you to go grab me some avian liver from the freezer in my van.
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• 7/26/2016

No can do, E. Last thing I want is hired killers to hunt me down because these company's kemo treatments are going to lose $$$. (tbh I believe there is a cure for cancer, but they won't release because it will put many businesses/companies in the dump for their kemo treatments)

So I was going to go on a camping trip and I wanted to live off the wild. Thing is, I don't know what berries are poisonous or not. So that's where YOU come in! I got plates of every berry possible and I need you to try each one to see if they're poisonous!

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• 7/26/2016

Conspiracy much? jk jk 

I'd rather not. My intestines are already being cleaned out with H2S04 from the tapeworms. 

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• 7/26/2016

Snowstripe the Fierce wrote: Conspiracy much? jk jk 

I'd rather not. My intestines are already being cleaned out with H2S04 from the tapeworms. 

forgot to continue.

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